Her show sucks as bad as I would suck her titties and thats pretty damn hard.

How many of you have seen Jessica Simpsons “The Price of Beauty” on VH1?

Anyone?

I didn’t think so. Well you’re not alone. Not too many people tuned in to see the busty blond travel the world in search of things different cultures do to look beautiful. I saw an episode and thought it sucked. For one, Jessica didn’t show any cleavage. Two, she looked bored as fuck. Three, I don’t really give a shit as to what women in different cultures do to look beautiful but that’s just me.

The sad thing is VH1 knows the show sucks and won’t come out and cancel it like they know they should. Instead they are going to “retool” the show, which is code for, lets put this on the backburner and then cancel it in 5 months when no one is looking. Or they could really be retooling it in the hopes that they can come up with better reason to get me to tune into the damn channel on a Sunday night.

If that doesn’t include more gratuitous titty shots of Jessica, you can count me out already.