My God. I always knew Jennifer Love Hewitt had enormous breasts but this is just ridiculous. The busty actress had those huge melons take center stage at the Client List premiere and judging by all the press Yahoo is giving her, her not so subtle publicity campaign seems to be working. Just ask my penis.

One look at these pics is sure to give all big natural breast lovers a chubby. I mean just look at them. Looking all plump and delicious. You just wanna reach out and take them out of that ever so constricting dress to give them some breathing room. Hell they gotta be all dry up in there so of course you wanna lube em up with your tongue. Right? You damn right! It’s the humane thing to do in a situation like this. But I digress.

You know it’s going to be nice watching Jennifer’s boobs on TV again. I’ve missed them ever since the bastards at CBS canceled Ghost Whisperer. I used to love watching that show on Fridays. I’d have my pants down at half mass, bottle of lube ready to go. And since the show lasted almost 5 years I’m willing to bet I wasn’t the only horny male viewer. Of course I’m sure she had her legion of lesbian viewers too. With a body that hot, it’s only befitting the lesbian community take notice of Jennifer’s “assets”.
So let me be among the first to welcome Jennifer back to TV land. You and your breasts have been missed and I will be sure to watch your show the Client List on (anyone know what channel it’s on?) Anyway once I find out I will tune in weekly. Just be sure to reward me with some awesome cleavage shots. As many as you can. Thank you Jennifer.